Every Episode
A scrolling tape of recent installments. Click any title for full show notes and a player.
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#1138: September 9, 2016
In this installment, Dan and Jordan close things out with a discussion about a particularly whiny but musical day in Alex's career, live from Two Brothers Roundhouse.
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The End of the Road
In this installment, Dan and Jordan decide that it is time to put the podcast to rest.
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#1137: April 20, 2026 (The War Room)
In this installment, Dan and Jordan get a second opinion from another Infowars employee about the news that the Onion was taking over their business, plus Alex literally and figuratively loses his shirt.
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#1136: April 20, 2026
In this installment, Dan and Jordan discuss Alex's show from the day where he learned that the Onion had once again bought his business.
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#1135: Tucker, The Man And His Holocaust Questions
In this installment, Dan and Jordan watch Tucker respond to Trump tweeting weird stuff about Jesus and fighting with the Pope by dipping his toes into Holocaust denial.
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#1134: April 9-10, 2026
In this installment, Dan and Jordan have their minds blown by Alex capturing a miracle on air, Trump releasing a scathing diss on Alex, and everyone at Infowars trying to deal with the aftermath.
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#1133: April 3, 2026
In this installment, Dan and Jordan brace for impact as Alex goes deep on the origins of the human species, pitches the idea that Trump may have dementia, and discusses the time he might have seen some vampire Men In Black in Washington DC.
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#1132: March 28, 2026
In this installment, Dan and Jordan lose their faith as Alex starts to give up on Trump, rambles about orbs, and denies his lord and savior multiple times.
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#1131: Losers
In this installment, Dan and Jordan take a moment to discuss how a critical piece of Alex's fake version of Trump was destroyed, perhaps fittingly by the not-fake Trump.
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#1130: March 21, 2006
In this installment, Dan and Jordan hang out in the past to learn about how disappointed Alex is with the response to his Charlie Sheen interview, and how everyone just doesn't like Sheen because he's not gay.
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#1129: March 25, 2026
In this installment, Dan and Jordan catch up on how things have been on the road, and discuss Alex's return to the studio where he has to deal with the Trump administration saying they use bombs as diplomacy, and seem to want to replace teachers with robots.
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#1128: March 17-20, 2006
In this installment, Dan and Jordan catch up about how the road has been going, and then discuss the time back in 2006 when Alex met Charlie Sheen and they were blissfully unaware of how bad the intersection of their careers would end up being. (The episode begins at about 45:00)
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#1127: This Is An (Unhealthy) Family Show
In this installment, Dan and Jordan are bewildered by a recent podcast hosted by Alex's son, featuring an interview with Owen Shroyer, a guy who Alex has declared war on.
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#1126: Do Not Drink In The Pool
In this installment, Dan and Jordan look on in fear as Alex almost drunkenly dies live on air on Tim Pool's podcast. Get tickets to the live show here
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#1125: March 16, 2006
In this installment, Dan and Jordan dip back to the past to see what Alex was up to exactly 20 years ago, and find him promoting local pop punk bands, interviewing antisemitic folks, and bragging about his role in A Scanner Darkly.
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#1124: March 8, 2026
In this installment, Dan and Jordan look on as Alex continues to struggle to spin Trump's attack on Iran, JD Vance talking about a New World Order, and allegations that Jared Kushner is the antichrist.
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#1123: This Is A Family (Hour) Show
In this installment, Dan and Jordan check in with Alex's recent appearance on Joe Rogan's friend's podcast where they learn about how Bohemian Grove was more gay than satanic, and how your pets are psychic.
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#1122: March 3, 2026
In this installment, Dan and Jordan watch the unfolding tragedy of Alex's coverage of Trump starting a war in Iran and hear dire warnings about snakes in holes.
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#1121: February 28, 2026
In this installment, Dan and Jordan tune in to see how Alex responds to Trump attacking Iran and killing the Ayatollah.
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#1120: March 15, 2006
In this installment, Dan and Jordan vacation in the past to find Alex angrily joining MySpace, bragging about his own popularity, and having a friendly interview with someone who runs a group he thinks is a Soros front.
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#1119: February 21, 2026
In this installment, Dan and Jordan see how Alex is doing in the present day, and find him rambling about cannibalism, complaining a lot about Trump, and seeming on the cusp of turning on Steve Bannon again.
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#1118: March 14, 2006
In this installment, Dan and Jordan continue to follow Alex's coverage of the death of Slobodan Milosevic, which apparently includes Alex not having a very strong disagreement with ethnic cleansing.
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#1117: Are You Not Valuetained?
In this installment, Dan and Jordan check in with Alex's new interview with Patrick Bet-David to see if those two guys can make magic again and inspire another tattoo on the level of "Life Is Very Fragile."
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#1116: March 13, 2006
In this installment, Dan and Jordan were just about to return to the present day but got distracted by Alex covering the news of Slobodan Milosevic's death by weirdly siding with Slobodan Milosevic.
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#1115: March 10, 2006
In this installment, Dan and Jordan stay in the past and enjoy a day full of Alex getting upset at a caller about Nostradamus, advertising some dicey stuff, and attacking Big Pharma for all the wrong reasons.
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#1114: March 9, 2006
In this installment, Dan and Jordan retreat to the past and are surprised to find Alex memorializing the Alamo, complaining about the bathrooms at trendy salons, and standing up against Islamophobia.
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#1113: Tucker, The Man And His Awful Show
In this installment, Dan and Jordan check in to see how Tucker has been covering the ICE activity in Minnesota and find content that could accurately be described as a modern day George Wallace rally.
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#1112: January 25, 2026
In this installment, Dan and Jordan discuss Alex defending federal agents killing another person by abandoning his belief in the right to carry guns.
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Re-Release: January 27, 2016
In light of recent events, Dan and Jordan wanted to go back and cover a day when Alex covered law enforcement killing a participant in the Malheur Wildlife Refuge occupation, but it turns out that they already covered it. Enjoy this re-release, originally from 2018.
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#1111: January 7, 2026 Continued
In this installment, Dan and Jordan loop back to finish up Alex's show on the day that a federal agent killed a citizen, to see him hit the important topics like how hard it is to be white and how great RFK's new food pyramid is.
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#1110: January 7, 2026
In this installment, Dan and Jordan look on as Alex celebrates Trump forming a New New World Order, and reacts to breaking news that an ICE agent shot someone in the face.
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#1109: January 4. 2026
In this installment, Dan and Jordan discuss Alex's new understanding of "gunboat diplomacy," and Dan does a bad job of hiding how excited he is about The Bone Temple.
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#1108: January 2-3, 2026
In this installment, Dan and Jordan tune in to witness Alex go on a bigot rampage, begin plotting a new economy that only serves real Americans, and respond to the Trump administration overthrowing Venezuela.
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#1107: December 5, 2025
In this installment, Dan and Jordan view Alex's efforts to obscure the issue with Hegseth's boat attacks, and try his best attempt to make the DC pipebombing suspect look like a patsy.
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#1106: December 4, 2025
In this installment, Dan and Jordan check in to hear Alex discuss his endorsement of war with Venezuela, Trump's plans for world domination, and the gents discuss a very dumb court case.
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#1105: December 3, 2025
In this installment, Dan and Jordan continue to observe Alex's irrational hatred of boats, and his newfound belief in the Left-Right Paradigm.
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#1104: December 2, 2025
In this installment, Dan and Jordan tune in to hear Alex endorsing regime change, getting annoyed at longtime callers, and making a critical error in who he thinks is the Robin to his Batman.
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#1103: Live In Portland
In this installment, Dan and Jordan come to you live from the Aladdin Theater in Portland to present a music festival inspired episode of the podcast.
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#1102: The 5-Star Poetry Slam
In this installment, Dan and Jordan celebrate the holiday season with a nice, relaxing exploration of the many great literary works performed by Alex's soap sponsor over the years.
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#1101: November 22, 2025
In this installment., Dan and Jordan check in to see how Alex deals with the breaking news that Marjorie Taylor Greene resigned from Congress.
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#1100: Tucker, The Man And His Straight Friend
In this installment, Dan and Jordan make the classic mistake of listening to Tucker's interview with Milo Yiannopoulos about why people are gay. [Content warning: this episode contains a fair amount of slurs and disgusting conversation]
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#1099: November 17, 2025
In this installment, Dan and Jordan look on disappointedly as Alex tries to make himself feel better about still supporting Trump by having a full-on anti-Indian and antisemitic breakdown.
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#1098: November 16, 2025
In this installment, Dan and Jordan tune in to hear Alex describe Trump as a grumpy old man, explain how the world is like Dune and expound on how the United States is the new Rome.
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#1097: November 15, 2025
In this installment, Dan and Jordan look on as Alex attempts to cover Trump calling Marjorie Taylor-Greene "Marjorie Taylor-Brown" because she wouldn't stop talking about Epstein, which even Alex has to admit looks a little guilty.
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#1096: November 14, 2025
In this installment, Dan and Jordan behold the ongoing fallout of the Epstein files, and Alex asks Roger Stone a very important question about the beef markets.
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#1095: November 13, 2025
In this installment, Dan and Jordan witness Alex's coverage of the ongoing Epstein email releases, which is mostly insisting everything is fine and hanging out with an insecure guy who seems to hate people from India.
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#1094: November 12, 2025
In this installment, Dan and Jordan watch Alex put on a masterclass when he's forced to spin three new Epstein emails, leading to him to question if it's worth it to try and contemplate throwing himself out a window.
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#1093: November 8, 2025
In this installment, Dan continues the quest to uncover Jordan's super powers by subjecting him to an interview between Alex and a British sex creep.
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#1092: Tucker, The Man And His 9/11 Documentary
In this installment, Dan and Jordan check out the first episode of Tucker's new documentary series about 9/11, which ends up involving Hollywood fixers way more than it should.
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#1091: November 4, 2025
In this installment, Dan and Jordan celebrate receiving some new wrist accessories and discuss Alex celebrating the death of one of his great villains, Dick Cheney.